Obssession

Are you obssessed with Jecht? Here are a few of the symptoms:

1. You own a furry aeon-y Jecht figure.
2. You name everything "Jecht" : cats, computers, pet rocks. everything.
3. All your friends know who Jecht is. Even those who don't play video games.
4. Your cell-phone has a FFX ringtone which is related to Jecht: the Hymn, Otherworld or Jecht's theme.
5. You make a virtual shrine to Jecht, spending way too much of your free time on it.
6. You want a man just like him, even if he is 15 years older than you.
7. Your email address is luvjecht@jecht.com
8. You lament that he was not a playable character, like Laguna a la FF8.
9. The only Japanese you can read is Jecht's name in katakana.
10. You're thinking about getting a tattoo just like Jecht's....
11. ...and you're a female.
12. You refer to the Abes logo as the "Jecht" symbol.
13. You like Tidus only because he's Jecht's son.
14. You attempt the Jecht shot...
15. ...multiple times, despite the injuries.
16. Your new goal in life is to be a blitz ball player.
17. Jecht-related files eat up 1 GB of your hard drive.
18. You have a Jecht shrine -- a real one, on a shelf in your bedroom, where you pray 5 times a day facing Zanarkand.
19. You try to write your philosophy paper on how Jecht is a symbol for the Self by Jungian standards.
20. You watch Jesus Christ Superstar because something about that guy who plays Jesus reminds you of Jecht.
21. All of your FFX fanfics revolve around Jecht.
22. The saddest moment in fictional history is when Jecht died.
23. You can't finish the game because you just can't kill Jecht.
24. You wish you'd gotten that hug instead of Auron. Mrow.
25. You've begun to think that Jecht is indeed the Messiah.

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